Kbrooos Sheeet

Just a spiritual being having a human experience

me as a parent


my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

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theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there likeĀ image

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remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

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Me flirting: come smoke with me

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